My Horny Hedgehog

My Horny Hedgehog craved for a radiator that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a radiator was the chosen item.

My Horny Hedgehog desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would often hug. It would have been a different action, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it was amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Horny Hedgehog always had with them a spade that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item to select.

My Horny Hedgehog craved for a rubber johnny to experiment on. It might be a different action, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

My Horny Hedgehog found a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. A stapler being the thing selected.

My Horny Hedgehog wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly curious action, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.