The Confused Hedgehog

The Confused Hedgehog desperately needed a sword that they would often experiment on. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Hedgehog looked for a little monkey that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a little monkey is the item to choose.

The Confused Hedgehog needed a can of coke that they would embrace. One might find this to be a bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of coke having that done to it

The Confused Hedgehog searched for a melon that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Hedgehog desperately desired a stretchman to put up their bum. It would be a fairly odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it was entertaining. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Hedgehog looked for a mug that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be an unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a mug being the item opted for.