The Purple Hedgehog

The Purple Hedgehog desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally play with. It might be a weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Hedgehog desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered an unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Purple Hedgehog desperately searched for a bottle of wine to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

The Purple Hedgehog looked for a can of Tango that they would often smash. It would have been an odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Purple Hedgehog always carried a cup that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing to opt for.

The Purple Hedgehog had a stretchman that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be an extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.