My Energetic Hedgehog

My Energetic Hedgehog desired a wig that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a wig is the item to select.

My Energetic Hedgehog carried a bottle of beer that they liked to share. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

My Energetic Hedgehog carried a condom that they would rub on his belly. This seems a funny action, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

My Energetic Hedgehog owned a Harry Potter wand that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

My Energetic Hedgehog desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would break. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing action, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

My Energetic Hedgehog always had with them a rubber chicken that they liked to break. It was a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.