The Big Hedgehog

The Big Hedgehog desperately wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

The Big Hedgehog often carried a can of Tango that they sometimes demolish. It should be an original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it would be amazing. A can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Big Hedgehog looked for a mug that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a mug was the chosen item.

The Big Hedgehog carried a teapot to break. It was considered to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it would be out of this world. A teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

The Big Hedgehog craved for a set square that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly an exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the thing opted for.

The Big Hedgehog looked for a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. It should have been a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was amazing. Honestly, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.