Ranger Don Quixote
At the end of the 16th century, in a village called La Manque in southern Spain, there was a gentleman who loved to read knight novels. He was more than fifty years old. He was thin and thin, and he gave himself a resounding name. His name was Don Quixote, and it sounded a lot like a martial arts ranger. He liked a pretty girl in the neighboring village very much, but it was just unrequited love. He called her Dulcinea, a name that was very imperial and aristocratic.
Don Quixote felt that in order to win the favor of the beautiful Dursineji, he must go out and roam the world, relying on the sword and spear in his hand to build meritorious services. So he made his own armor and shield, found a thin horse, and hired a dumb attendant named Sancho. Sancho can only ride a donkey. Don Quixote frowned when he saw him. He couldn’t remember any knight’s attendants who had ever rode a donkey. The horse was taken and replaced with a donkey. Thinking of this, he set off with Sanqiu's heart and peace of mind.
As soon as they arrived in the suburbs, Don Quixote pointed to thirty or forty windmills in the distance and said to Sancho: "Look, we ran into more than thirty giants as soon as we went out. I plan to fight them. Kill them one by one. We support justice and get the spoils. Let’s rush up with me!" Sancho asked, "Where are the giants from?" Don Quixote said, "That's the long. Arm guy! Look at their arms, they are almost eight feet long!" Sancho shook his head and said, "Look carefully, it's not a giant, it's a windmill! The thing that looks like the upper arm is the wings of a windmill, blown by the wind. Then you can drive the stone mill." Don Quixote put his spear across the horse and said, "You are a layman and don’t know how to take risks. They are real giants! If you are scared, go to the side and pray. I’m alone. Go and challenge them alone!" After speaking, Don Quixote kicked his mount and rushed out. Sancho tried to kick the donkey to catch up with the obstacle, but the donkey desperately resisted the barium with his front hoof, and refused to move forward.
The more Don Quixote rushed forward, the more he couldn't see the appearance of the giant. It turned out that a gust of wind blew slightly at this time, and the huge wings on the windmill began to rotate. Don Quixote settled down and shouted more excitedly: "Even if you are waving more arms than the hundred-armed giant in Greek mythology, I Don Quixote will compete with you!" After that, he said. I prayed to the noble Princess Dursinea in my heart, begging her to bless herself at this critical juncture, then use a shield to cover her body, hold the spear horizontally, and the Pegasus rushed towards the first windmill.
He stabbed the wing of the windmill with a shot, and was about to laugh. Unexpectedly, the huge wings turned vigorously in the wind, and he smashed the spear into three sections at once, sweeping Don Quixote with all his strength. After several some somersaults, I was embarrassed.
At this time, Sancho finally drove the donkey to rescue him. Seeing that Don Quixote fell so hard to move, he complained: "Oh my God! I tell you, you should take a closer look. This is a windmill! Is your mind confused by the windmill?" Don Quixote slapped his ass. Sitting on the ground, thinking for a while, sternly replied: "Sancho, victory or defeat lies with the ranger. I guess this is the magician who is my enemy deliberately turning the giant into a windmill, trying to dampen my spirit. Yes. But after all, his evil method is no match for the sharpness of my sword!" After speaking, he drew out the sword, breathed a sigh at it, and used it as a walking stick on the ground, barely standing up. Sangqiu was afraid that the sword would break at once, so he hurried over to help him, and slowly rode on the old horse that almost caused him to stumble his shoulders.
Don Quixote broke the spear and felt very upset. He said to Sancho: "Once upon a time, there was a Spanish knight who broke his sword in a battle. He chopped a thick branch from an oak tree and hit it. I was bored with a lot of enemies, and later I got a good name called "big stick". I want to cut a thick branch too, and use it to show off!" Sancho shook his head and said, "You sit upright, and be careful not to take the old horse back. Come and fall down again! The injury is enough for you to hurt." Don Quixote said: "The ranger knight hurts his intestines to fall out of the wound, and it won’t hurt. Look at me—" he said. Immediately patted the injured shoulder, but immediately frowned with pain, and said nothing.
Sangqiu smiled and almost fell off the back of the donkey.
At night, they went into a woods to camp, and Don Quixote finally found a long branch and replaced the spear head.
The next day, they walked slowly forward while talking. At this time, two monks came on the mountain road, and the mules they rode were as high as a camel. Because of the long journey, they wear face masks with eye protection like many Spaniards. Behind them was a royal carriage, with four or five people riding horses accompanying it. It turned out that the car was a noble lady who was going to Seville. Her husband was going to the Americas to take office and was waiting for her in Seville. Although the two monks were on the same road with her, they only met by chance.
However, Don Quixote took a closer look, and immediately said: "This time, I will never be wrong! The black guys in front must be magicians. They robbed a princess in a car. I must have Do your best to punish the violence!" Sancho repeatedly shook his hand and said, "This is worse than fighting a windmill! Those people are monks, and the carriage is for traveling. Don't mess around!" Don Quixote said angrily, "You I don't understand the conspiracy of the wicked under the world, let alone how to take risks!
Now, I want you to take a good look! "After speaking, Don Quixote stood on the road facing the two monks and shouted loudly: "You demons, leave the kidnapped princess soon!" Otherwise, I want you to die on the spot! "The two monks stopped the mule and said in surprise: "We are monks on the road, not demons. We don't know at all whether the princess in that car was robbed. "The monks' words of wise protection, even the silly Sanqiu felt it was not right. Don Quixote immediately said, "What don't you know?" Stop rhetoric, I won't be fooled by you! "At this time, he kicked the old horse without waiting for the other party to answer, and leaned his spear into the front of the monk. His charge was very fierce. If the monk hadn't rolled off the mule by himself, he would have been killed by him. If you don't die, you will be injured. The other monk saw that the situation was not good, and immediately kicked his big mule, and fled away like flying.
Seeing the master's victory, Sancho rushed to the monk's side and began to strip off his clothes. At this time, the two mules of the monk ran over and asked him why he was stripping other people's clothes. Sancho said: "My master defeated this demon, I can naturally take these trophies!" The two mules looked back. Don Quixote was talking to the man in the car, and took the opportunity to push Sancho down. There was no one left of his beard, and he kicked him again, and then he helped their master onto the mule and chased in the direction where the other monk was running away.
At this time, Don Quixote was shouting to the people on the carriage: "Beautiful and noble lady, with this iron arm, I have beaten the robber who hijacked you to the ground. I am an adventurous ranger and knight named Don Quixote, the beauty I admire is the unparalleled Dursinea. You don’t have to pay back to me, you just have to tell the lady that I saved you when you pass by the house.” There is a car with a car. The escort listened to Don Quixote and saw that he stopped the car. Instead, they asked them to go back to find Miss Dursinea. They were so angry that they grabbed his spear and shouted, "What a knight are you? , A word of speech is neither like Spanish, nor like the accent in the capital. He is completely a hillbilly. If you get in the way again, see how I teach you!" Now, Don Quixote is excited, and he throws his spear down the ground. Throwing, pulling out the sword, carrying the shield, and taking the entourage straight.
The entourage wanted to frighten Don Quixote, but he didn't expect that the other party moved really, but he panicked.
He was riding a rented crappy mule, but before he had time to jump off the ground, he had to grab a mat from the car as a shield and held his sword to fight.
The lady in the car was so scared that she hadn't heard Don Quixote's words at all, and in shock and fear, she ordered the coachman to drive the car away.
Don Quixote fought for several rounds, and felt that the opponent's swordsmanship was fierce, so he couldn't help but prayed to Dursinea to bless him. In that moment, the man cut off his entire armor with a sword. A large helmet and half an ear almost killed him all at once. At this time, Don Quixote felt that self-made armor and helmets were too unreliable.
However, he was furious, enduring the pain and straightened up on Saddle Orange, clenching the sword in both hands, and slashed at the opponent fiercely.
Although this sword was behind the cushion, it still chopped the entourage with blood in his nostrils, mouth, and ears. If he didn't hug the mule's neck, he would definitely fall to the ground. The mule was also shocked and ran away in shock, and soon he lifted the entourage to the ground.
Don Quixote patted his horse. Buqian pointed the sword straight at his head and told him to surrender, otherwise he would cut off his head. The man was too scared to answer a word. At this moment. Several women in the carriage rushed over tremblingly. Begged Don Quixote to be magnanimous and spare the life of this entourage.
Don Quixote touched his bleeding ears and said with a grin: "My beauties, I am willing to obey orders.
However, the knight promised me to take a trip to Toposo Village and meet the peerless Sher Sineia on my behalf, and let her decide whether to punish him again. "The women immediately agreed, regardless of whether there is Toposo Village in the world or Miss Shersinea.
At this time, Sancho got up there. He saw that his master Don Quixote had won, and he secretly hoped that his master would continue to win the battle, win an island, and make himself the governor of the island.
Don Quixote smiled and said: "Whether you lose your ears or your head, we will have greater adventures. Not only can I take care of you as the governor of the island, but I also want you to be a bigger person than the governor." Two masters and servants People, one on an old horse and one on a donkey, continue their adventure.