Real True History, Volume 1: Rocketry
Robert Goddard, father of modern rocketry did not foresee spaceflight applications. He believed clouds to be a race of parasitic aliens plaguing mankind since the dawn of time and hoped his invention could be used to kill them.
"Those god damned fluffy white motherfuckers, looming high above, looking down on us honest hard working folks and pissing on everything we love. They won't be laughing when my cloudbuster multi-stage kill vehicle comes online. I will be the only one laughing! Me! Ha ha, that's me laughing. Abolish clouds forever! Ron Paul 2012."
When questioned about a series of unexplained explosions in a village three miles from his launch site which claimed over a hundred lives, Goddard replied that the ways of nature are ineffable and that sometimes "explosions just happen", adding that it may very well be a pre-emptive strike by the Cumulonimbus Armada. "Truly, they will stop at nothing."
This has been an installment of Real True History. All purported facts contained herein are works of fiction and satire. Anybody who mistakes them for actual facts has brain problems I am powerless to fix. That is all, go home.
haha this is way better than the truth :D
I can only laugh and thanks to his perception that he killed those aliens...
Steem on...and stay blissful...
ha ha ha it could sound way better than reality.
Any way nice one @alexbeyman
pre-emptive strike does the trick again.
Thanks @alexbeyman and Have a great day.
Once you start seeing the truths behind the lies you start to realize how awesome history is.
Goddard was super ahead of his time. Unfortunately the cloudfolk have made great advancements in the war effort, employing human double agents to release weaponized chemtrails.
I'm glad that you're finally cracking into some good old fashioned history now, man. Can't wait to see your post on the reptoids who invaded from another star system to destroy the lost city of Atlantis. Those bloodthristy lizard fucks.
They'll never rape my butthole...because you can't rape the willing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I mean, but what if they try to stick it in your ear? I'd say that's going too far and borderlines on ear rape.
I'll be ok, I've listened to Korn
Lmao. I have a friend who would be so fucking mad if he saw this. Dude has been obsessed with KoRn since we were like 13 years old. You try saying anything bad about them and he flips his shit, it's funny to watch at least.
If he likes Korn, he is still 13 years old.
He doesn't just like Korn, he fucking adores them. He has went on tirades about why Jonathan Davis is one of the greatest musicians to ever grace this earth, and he'll tell stories of their guitar player which he met for like an hour if you let him.
Thankfully I don't talk about music much with him anymore like I used to, lol.
Perhaps the aliens stroke occasionally!
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It's great to be learning some real history for a change instead of that lying by omission crap I learned in school. I can't wait to share these facts with my children when they get a bit older.
Thank god he killed those aliens!
Lol, that is one way to look at the clouds, right? I've always thought there's something off about them! Turns out they are actually alien origin... my whole life was a life :O Well, enough jokes for taday :D