haha! sir madgoat! what a beautiful tribute to Thanksgiving! Is that what this is? lol. I knew the basics until you got to Metacomet and dang that was the most important part! Well, I also didn't know about Sarah Hale, one loud mouthed person really can make a difference, and for something so vital to our country. hehehe.
This is another hilarious and brilliantly written piece madgoat, no comedyopenmic entry? It's a great way to teach history, I can only imagine how you could improve the stories I tell!