Humorous Quips

Humour helps you to see the lighter side of things in life. It helps you to keep light-hearted and not to take things too seriously. It helps you to enjoy life even when you do not have everything you want, or when things do not happen the way you expected them to. In fact, it is when things do not go your way that you need your humour most.

I hope the following quips put a smile on your face. There are also great truths in some of them. May your days be filled with laughter.

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When you are well and truly screwed, either you just sit pissing yourself or you invent some reason to hope. - James A. Gardner

A doctor’s reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care. - George Bernard Shaw

The person who lives by himself and for himself is apt to be corrupted by the company he keeps. - Unknown

When the wine goes in, strange things come out. - Johann Christopher Friedrich von Schiller

Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it. - Russell Baker

My age doesn’t bother me… it’s the side effects. - Unknown

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. - Unknown

The girl who is chaste is probably a virgin; the girl who is chased is probably not. - Evan Esar

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished; if you are alive, it is not. - Richard Bach

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

Be good to your nieces and nephews. One day you’ll need them to smuggle alcohol into your nursing home. - Unknown

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back. - Franklin P. Jones

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