Witty Humour

Humour has an intellectual as well as emotional element. That is why some people do not share our sense of humour. We are all different. What we find funny, others may find coarse. But that’s okay. It doesn’t matter what kind of humour you like, as long as it makes you laugh.

I hope the following selection of humour will bring on a chuckle, or put a smile on your face. There is a fair bit of truth in them too.

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It’s not that diabetes, heart disease and obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family. - Unknown

Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

Keep your words soft and tender, because tomorrow, you may have to eat them. - Unknown

No man is sane who does not know how to be insane on proper occasions. - Henry Ward Beecher

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon. - Paul Brandt

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Some day you will be right. - Dr. Robert Anthony

A good listener is usually thinking about something else. - Kin Hubbard

Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. - Unknown

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. - Laurence J. Peter

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. - Unknown

It may be true that you can’t fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country. - Will Durant

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection.