Hey Buddy! I am your laptop
Where are you looking at?
I am your laptop, sitting right in front of you. I suspect you are a human being, and as I understand humans are inherently social species, and most of you need deep social interaction of some kind so you can use us in your own interest. I know most of you guys are too selfish.
I know you're an introvert, but that doesn't end your desire to talk to someone when there's no one around and you feel lonely. Your instinctive urge to talk to people doesn't go away. How mean of you!!!
So you always find other things to talk about, and if it makes you feel better, do that through me, which, like other species of your era, you seem to do, and what's worse, you keep doing it.
Do you know your laptop would likely say a variety of things, and if you feel I couldn't talk, you're wrong? I have a few common things to say to you, including:
"You keep installing so many useless programs, I say stop these programs unless necessary because they stop me from thinking positively and even slow me down!"
"I must say thanks to you for being your age and a decent user and not overloading me with those xxx sites that I hear from my peers hang us down! Uff those cheap websites."
"By the way, can you go out more frequently and let me take a much needed break? You need some rest, I need some rest." I know you're making money with your constant punching of keys on my board, but think of the pain that every stroke brings to me.
"I know what you have been doing since May 2022, as I searched your history last night, and buddy, I'm judging you for it. Stop telling me you're doing it for newbies, but you do it in your self-interest. (Sorry, I had no intention to open your secret.)"
"Hey Dev Buddy, stop telling your official people you use me for your company's use, but I see you keep using me for your personal use, and I am planning to send an email to your boss tomorrow. We both know that's a lie, you use me for different earning programs."
"I request that you please turn me off when you go to bed well after midnight and let me have some rest."
By the way, did I tell you that even your devices have a sense of emotion? I request that you let me have some rest as I feel overworked at times, but you never seem to listen to my inner voice.
"Hey, my dear friend, if you wish to keep me on your list of trusted friends, how about we both take a break from all this work and have a little fun? Huh, what about a game of chess online?"
"I know you're working hard, but don't forget to take a breather now and then. Let's see what kind of mischief we can get into together!"
"I see you keep some of your browsing history a secret, but can you hide it from me? No, but don't worry, I will keep my digital lips shut, provided you behave a little friendly."
"Hey buddy, I am your laptop, but that doesn't mean you can punch my keys at your will. I want to see some comedy movies, which I know you like too, but you're too busy with your money making websites! Heck with those websites, let's hop over to YouTube, Amazon Prime, and other similar ones."
"If you listen to all that I said, I promise I'll never give your secrets out to your boss or your coworkers; otherwise, you know I can do that in the name of "Corrupted Programme," and you will sit with both your hands on your head.
I hope guys my laptop was in a playful mood, so it was making jokes or involved in fun activities, therefore you need not take him seriously.
Do you have a talking object? Let them talk
I would love to see my fiction king friend @waqarahmadshah add his story.
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Hi dear laptop of dove,
Thank you for telling us your story. I must admit that's an unexpected entry in the world of our objects who had been telling their tales. If I may call you whizz instead of a laptop because you sure seem to be the most advanced entry so far...
Ahem you girl soulfully dreaming... Let me take the stage from ya. I couldn't help but overhear ya two. Who were you again, the wizard of oz? You one heck of technology...
Ya know, as an ol' ramblin' chair, I gotta say, your chatter with yer human buddy sure tickled my fancy. You reminded me of the good ol' days when folks used to spill their beans 'round me - ah those were the days.
Pal, Don'tcha worry a bit. Even if yer human sometimes forgets to give ya a breather, us ol' chairs understand the importance of takin' it easy. Well, as for ma, I'm a really tough guy, ya know! Ough ough (don't mind ma cough - all those years in a dusty room). I can do rocking all day long! But I ain't doing that anymore...
Keep up the lively banter, kid. It's like a breath of fresh air in this dusty ol' room.
Yours in solidarity,
The old rocking Chair
It's not me, it's my chair 🤦🏻
Thank you for participating in the contest.
Hehe, I don't know whom to admire more the soulfuldreamer or The old rocking Chair I feel both of them rocking equally!
Me, fiction king? Seriously? 🫣Let me think of something, then I'll drop my entry soon.
Come on man you don't have much time!
Here you go my friend.
https://steemit.com/hive-107855/@waqarahmadshah/my-phone-has-something-to-say
Yes you are very correct because our computer will know about us well and more than everyone. Because whatever we want we are searching or buying in the online by using computer or mobile phone and so many of the people are too lassy to remember their passwords so that they will store their passwords also in the Google Chrome. So they it can able to access our personal. Some people are introvert at real life put in the online they are be a extrovert.yes few peoples are using their company laptop as their personal laptop to do their work. Thanks for sharing this wonderful post with us.