Laundry lies

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He used to have a girlfriend called Marisol. She would often times leave some of her clothes at his house and he lived in the house with 3 other guys. When they broke up these clothing would circulate through the laundry and nobody ever knew what to do with them so he thinks they just went back into the laundry like a hundred times. Cleanest pairs of panties on earth.

Eventually he moved out of this house and went into an apartment with one other guy and by this time he had another girlfriend called Elena.

At this time in his life he was a monster pot head. Like wake and bake, you know the type. He was doing laundry one day and these lavender panties were mixed in with his laundry. They were Marisol's. He didn't even think anything of it because he'd seen them a million times. So he tossed them on his dresser but they slid to the other side of the dresser and went behind it. He didn't care and just played phone games.

3 months later, Elena had gotten him a new lamp and all the plugs on his surge protector were taken. He knew there was an outlet behind his dresser so they pulled his dresser away from the wall and a pair of bright lavender panties are laying there staring at them. He doesn't think anything about it because, again, he'd seen these more times than he could even count. Then he hears what the hell are these?. He had just smoked pot for like 30 minutes before she came over and wasn't expecting it to hit that hard so when she came at him with this aggressive energy he was too high to even defend himself. She asked him whose those were and he said "those are Marisol's." She replied with "So you're sleeping with Marisol again?" At this point she is working herself up into a really angry and aggressive attitude and he is not ready to deal with any of this because his brain is exploded.

He told her that they were Marisol's but from a long time ago. She asks why he kept them and he tried to explain the house laundry circulation but it just sounded kind of dumb and made up, especially because it looked exactly like he had intentionally hid these panties behind his dresser.

At this point he tells her that he can explain all of it but she needs to give him like 15 minutes, which also doesn't sound good. But everyone calmed down and after a bit he explained the whole thing, he let her go through his phone, let her know there wasn't anything going on. They had a good night.

Two days later he gets a text from Marisol and it says "why is this girl asking me about my underwear?" So apparently when Elena went through his phone she got Marisol's number and texted her a picture of the panties and asked if they were hers and when she lost them. At this point he is stunned at this stupid situation he got himself in. He calls Marisol, who he has not talked to in years, he explains the situation and explains that he didn't keep her panties on purpose, they just kind of stuck around. She said to Elena, it's ok that sounds exactly like him.

Marisol texts Elena and settles everything over the phone but apparently never mentions that they talked. Elena comes over that night and apologizes. He says it's not a big deal and honestly it was his fault. He goes to the bathroom and when he comes out Elena has his phone and says

"Why the hell did you call Marisol today?

How am I supposed to believe anything you say?"

At this point, he is sympathetic to her perspective, but he is also just over this whole situation. He grabs his phone, calls Marisol on speaker phone and they all talked it out.

Elena and he broke up a year. Not for anything she did really, just didn't work out. But that's how he got accused of cheating because he was a lazy pot smoking man with bad communication skills.

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