I cut my finger gardening and my main typing thumb is in a plaster and can’t type well

Oh crap woman!! Sorry to hear that! If it makes you feel any better, I cut my (mouse) finger this morning too lol!!! WITH A BREAD KNIFE of all things lol. Though it was not a pretty cut, it definitely does not sound as bad as yours haha!

I bake sourdough quite often and have been complaining that our bread knife sucks with cutting it on the first day when it is super fresh... in defense of the bread knife, I have had it since I was like 20... which means it is over 20 years old lol - poor thing. It's probably feeling a little like @weisser-rabe coffee machine about now, lol.

Anyhooo.... so we bought a new bread knife yesterday and today I decided to slice my finger open with it. At least I know it works better than the old one haha!!! :D I don't think I could cut my finger with the old one even if I tried, lol.

there was a woman just chilling out in it, as if it was hot

Yip, I see locals like that... floating around in the ocean at like 6.30am... WTF haha! (wtf = total admiration in honesty lol)

You do feel amazing after tho I feel my whole body tingle for a while

Yes, you ABSOLUTELY do!