Nusraat Faria Saves Bengal from Freezing – One Thirst Trap at a Time (sarcasm)

Oh what a shining example of humanity has been set by the three time Oscar winning actress and the number one heroine of the Hulu continent, Nusraat Faria, also known as Patakagastar. In this December cold when Bengalis could not even stand properly, even lying under quilts and blankets they were freezing into ice, things of the body could not be found in their proper places, at that very moment this actress extended the hand of warmth. By posting one picture after another on Facebook and Instagram, she has heated up the entire nation. Seeing these pictures of hers, everyone from the young to the old is sweating in the heat. Everyone has found their lost gold and jewels.

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For this shining example of humanity, come let us all stand and pay respect to Patakastar Apa. You people, I myself will never become good anyway. I said stand on your own feet to pay respect. But you are standing with your consciousness-rod erect to pay respect. Anyway, what I was saying. Many people are saying after seeing these pictures of Patakastar Apa on Facebook. She wanted to become Angelina Jolie. But ended up becoming Danny Daniels. I strongly protest this statement. However, there is one small question in my little mind. The actress went to a hotel, ate and drank and took pictures, fine. But by going and lying on the bed in the hotel room, what did she try to convey? I didn’t understand that. What signal are these pictures? Whom is she hinting at? I don’t know anything about all this. Of course, big people have big matters. Small people like you and me have no need to know these things.

Seeing all this, my friend Keramat is saying, poor thing, how much hardship she took, shedding sweat from her head and body on the bed to take these pictures. But the person for whom she took so much trouble is no longer there. The number one satellite scientist of the Uganda continent, scientist Polak, is now sitting in jail taking egg therapy. Now what is the use of taking such pictures? There is no mobile inside the jail anyway.

There is one thing I cannot understand no matter how hard I try. For three or four years she has no work in hand. No movie or web series, no big project. Still, how do they maintain such a royal lifestyle? Every two days Dubai, Malaysia, Maldives tour, staying in luxurious hotels. Shopping for famous expensive brands. Where do they get so much money from? What is their source of income? A few days ago I saw that actor Siddik’s ex-wife went to Dubai and shopped for 40 lakh taka at once. From Dolce & Gabbana top four to Louis Vuitton, Gucci, all these famous expensive brands she bought. But till today I have not seen her acting in any movie or working in any drama or web series. Yet how do they maintain such a luxurious lifestyle. What is the source of all this? Do they have a money tree? If they shake it, money falls, or is there some secret tunnel to earn money? Who knows. Big people have all big matters.

In one video I saw Pataka Charapa herself saying with her own mouth that she has come to this media line from such a conservative family where everyone in the family wears burqa. It’s good that everyone in the family wears burqa. But why are you in this state? When you go to the beach and wear those nominal dresses, seeing them even the little brother stands up to salute.

Pataka Tarapa is not only the number one heroine of the Hulu subcontinent. She is also the number one singer. Once she told journalists that no one can remain still after listening to her songs. Indeed, boys are not supposed to remain still after listening to her songs. Seeing the nominal dresses she wears in her songs, can anyone control themselves? You tell me. She just cannot stop herself from peeling the skin off the body. Anyway, at that time husband Golam Hosen said one useful thing.

If you cannot stand in this winter cold, then go again to Patakatar’s Facebook and Instagram ID.

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This is not to be taken seriously, it is meant to be humorous to all of us.