Hello Kitty, sorry but I need to go back to the previous message. I'm not sure if it's because of my return to Italy or my friend "emotional sketch" who has a birthday today, but I need to write. 😏

He told me I joke because I'm serious with myself, an unrecognized genius, but I care about him. 👍

Wow, I love a sicilian’s island; I have fond memories of Sciacca from the early '90s.

A Sicilian taught me to drive when I was just 14 years old; today he would be in prison.💁🏼‍♂️

I also remember a bully who aimed a blank gun to scare the dogs and intimidate a friend of mine from Turin because he was too bourgeois. 🤦🏼

Great people, but you have to know them, otherwise they can deceive you, catch you off guard.

I believe retirement is the only way out.

Today, after a spritz, I confronted a young Italian entrepreneur who wants to invest in nursing homes for the elderly. I asked him if he would hire me as a DJ 😎

I told him about Avicii, and about the tribute in his honor in Stockholm, but that's another story.

I must admit that I get along very well with foreigners; have we already met in Mexico? Corruption is rampant there too, but I'd rather welcome you to my castle in Transylvania; we have a particularly engaging hospitality 🧛.