His Depressed Fish

His Depressed Fish needed a radiator that they sometimes throw. It was a fairly bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Fish, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a radiator is the item to choose.

His Depressed Fish owned a chocolate bar that they would sometimes demolish. This is certainly a new suggestion, to me, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

His Depressed Fish carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes smash. This seems a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Fish, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

His Depressed Fish carried a stapler that they would sometimes worship. It would be a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who feels that this idea was fun. Honestly, a stapler would be the item chosen.

His Depressed Fish owned a bat that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat would be the chosen thing.

His Depressed Fish desired a painting of a melon that they would often experiment on. It might have been an unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who felt it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.