A Lonely Scammer

A Lonely Scammer desperately desired a pint of beer that they liked to demolish. It might be a new idea, to you, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was wonderful. A pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Scammer desperately craved for a teapot that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be exciting. A teapot was the thing that was chosen.

A Lonely Scammer looked for a spade that they would often sit and look at. This seems an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a spade is the item to select.

A Lonely Scammer owned a can of coke that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a can of coke of all things.

A Lonely Scammer desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

A Lonely Scammer searched for a custard pie that they liked to break. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the thing opted for.