ᔕᑕᗷ Elections

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Do you feel excited yet? Are you also always looking forward to the elections? Adrenaline and that kind of stuff (being noticed if you line up and wait till...)
A wonderful time when you are kept busy by the government, distracted by wars, hell, damnation, and of course the melting of the ice cap despite the fact that we all have to heat the place and the Adriatic sea is frozen. Gas is scarce because the pipelines have been blown up by senile leaders of countries whose strings are pulled by...

By whom? We haven't figured it out. If I may believe the stories, it is the Jews, while other voices whisper that Vatican City still rules and pulls the strings (Rome again!), only in a different guise. Both versions sound credible. I still remember very well how a pope shouted that all homosexuals should be thrown off the church tower. Interesting in itself if you consider that the average spiritual leader does not take choirboys very seriously and cannot keep his hands to himself.
Old people with prejudices rule, that is clear, the question is why? When it comes to Ursula von der Leyen (indeed not an old man but an old woman) it is because she is a scion of a German company that knew and was prepared for the fact that the covid virus would be announced. I did not know that she also had a crystal ball like me, but she has, and if not spies. This iron lady knew that she would not be elected but when it comes to elections it does not matter. It is more of a show to keep the common people busy and to have them turn up to put a cross next to a name after which the ballot paper is thrown away. Aaaah Ursula.. you look a bit like Medusa, although this "imaginary" figure from Disney is in all probability also a prediction about how it will go in an unfair fight. Still, I like Medusa way more than you, can be because you hug with Klaus (where does he hide right now or should I ask what's he up to?).

Distraction is good, being distracted is better if you have something on your record. Let's be honest, how many people with the right to vote and have access to the internet or have at least been to school do research? Is it 1 percent or 5? The nice thing about politics is that everyone knows that a politician lies. Nevertheless, people vote en masse for those with the biggest mouth or rather the promise that they want to hear even if it is not in black and white.

If you all vote for me, I am your favourite candidate and most decent one, and I win the election, next year after the ruling party has fallen and you have all been chipped and your savings have been transferred to my bank account in Switzerland, you will get a holiday to Australia, New Zealand or Canada. Great countries where they know everything about freedom of speech. In addition, there is beautiful nature and you can breathe freely in the many internment holiday camps that are even virus-free. No diarrhea or problems for the rest of your life
I would say, everyone vote for me, don't be an idiot and go for a better life.

The Party
It's All the Same to Me

_{This letter is addressed to you dear admirer, you won't see my signature because it's electronically generated but therefore as valid as in the code of political law and average excepted nonsense is stated in code number 666 article 99, 9th paragraph the 666th word.}

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21.8.24
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