I was lucky!

Today, I had to pay a penalty to the traffic police for not wearing a helmet while riding my motorcycle. They advised me to always wear one while driving. I was lucky because the traffic police didn’t notice that I was drunk. I was also lucky that the motorcycle I was riding I had stolen from a man.

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Note: This is just for fun. It's a joke. So, please don't take it seriously.😁😁😁