Hahaha
You saw a dining table, she saw modern art. That's the problem with artists - they see architecture, you see buffet.
You should have told her it was a VIP table for two. Then she would not have left.
Don't worry, I will tell @wakucat to pay the $500, but I think she will say the experience was worth $1000. Art is expensive!
She loves food. So, she ate as much as possible. In fact, I ate only the quarter of that she ate there. She is not going to pay I know. She loves man to pay. Ha ha