Oh dear. I once saw a picture of his dead body years ago—poor guy. It was awful, and the fact that people took that photo just to share it are the rottenest one.

I’ve grown to love schnitzel, especially the Japanese version: katsu. And it’s not just breaded dishes—deep-fried food in general can sometimes hide low-quality or unfresh ingredients. But there’s one place I know that uses really good cuts for their katsu, and I can’t stop thinking about it.