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RE: The Bus Ride: A Test in Guise
And when exactly do you reckon you’ll be able to come home, given the amount of meat you’ve polished off? Since you’ve eaten the bones as well, you’ve at least got enough calcium to keep your own bones strong. You do realise there’s a good chance you’ll get a proper thrashing, don’t you? And saying it wasn’t you won’t help, because the grease is still smeared round your mouth.
And better do not burp!
Btw how is the study going?
Of course, the thrashing's inevitable no matter what trick I play, but I'd just have to bet she'll take it easy on me. You know, I just got a job.
Still, I'm sure I won't rest well 'cause of the fear of seeing my mum looking like John Wick behind my door saying:
"I counted that meat, and two are missing. So tell me how you want to die—belt or slippers?" 😂
Study's been fine. We're on summer break now, so I'm making sure to enjoy Mum's cooking before school resumes 😁.
Just for your information .....
Boy, you stole two pieces meaning there's no 'or' it will be the belt while keeping the slippers on and next the slippers...or the other way round.
Before that you have to buy new ones, clean the house... You dug your own grave!
First of September the trimester starts again?
Better go for the vegetarian diet for the time being. Mom's are smart.
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Haha, the painful part is that Nigerian mums have those long turning sticks — and that's more than enough for a quick brain reset. You'll literally start begging angels to save you a seat in heaven before it even lands! 😂
We won't be resuming tomorrow though, because the freshers haven't received their admissions yet — but it's definitely September we're resuming. (Unless an unexpected miracle make them extend it)
At least this means you are raised well and don't dare to respect her.
If you start later you should catch up but hey this means you write a story, fiction. And post in Dream Steem. Do not forget to make me laugh.
Btw this doesn't mean I want to get rid of you but I would like to try to save this community and wipe out the trash with some good fiction, long or short, and poetry.
It is up to you....
Okay, I'll start thinking of what next to write about in dream steem.
Super. I look forward to some fantasy or more stories about your mom 😍
Donkerpnstealing her food!
This booming vote is yours and well deserved. You keep the chat alive and it still makes me laugh.
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Well done...I look forward to meet your mom.