Tell me that joke

Greetings friends and welcome to my blog. This contest topic is very home to me hence my participation.

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Are you one of those who likes to tell jokes?

I like jokes a lot and I tell jokes a lot too. For those who are closer to me, they know that there’s no dull moment with me. I like lively environments and so I love to bring in energy and liveliness wherever I am and that I do through jokes.

Jokes crack people up and makes them feel better and freer hence I like jokes and I like to tell jokes too.

Do you have an anecdote about a joke?

My little niece is a very lovely soul and she always want to tell one story or the other. So whenever I get to see her, she runs and say Aunty Aunty, you are here!. And I say yes Aunty is here and guess what? She says what? I tell her that Aunty has ears as long as a rabbit and is willing to listen to her all the time.

This always cracks her up and gets her jumping and exited and when she calls me Aunty with the long rabbit ears, I say “always ready to listen.” It’s our regular joke and it gets to her all the time.

Have you ever improvised a joke?

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Yep, on daily basis I tend to make a joke out of my regular conversation with people. I tell my younger ones jokingly when I try to get them to listen to advise

What an elder sees sitting down, if you goggle it, you won’t see it.

My friend always asks after how am doing over the phone. when they want to ask you how are you? They say it in pidgin English “How far?” And I will answer “very far from you” and they start laughing.

They also ask “How body?”. They are trying to ask how am doing. So I say the body is inside cloth and this provoked another laughing response.

Which joke do you use the most? Tell us some that you know?

When my friends ask me to come eat more when am full…

Do you know why the teddy bear didn’t want to take dinner?
Answer: because it’s stuffed up

When I don’t trust my friends moves…

Do you know Why scientists don’t trust atoms?
Answer: because they make up everything

When I don’t want to laugh at a mean joke

Do you know why the glass can’t take jokes
Answer: because it will crack it up

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Which joke do you not like and why?

Jokes are part of our daily lives and can make us happy and laugh but some jokes are mean and some times step out of bounds. I don’t t like jokes that demean or are told to look down on someone because the person can become angry or sad due to bad jokes and end up being down instead of being elated.

A lot of comedians tell such jokes and it’s not nice. We shouldn’t use jokes as means for attacking someone, talk down on someone or demoralize people. They should be decent and uplifting jokes.

Thank you for this amazing contest and I ask @ngozi996 and @beewrites to participate in the contest.