Whoa......!!!! I was reading and seen You saying this....... "Yeah, me too...Birthday celebration, for my birthday, is my worst nightmare. I'd rather have bamboo shoved up my........"

The line ended there....... Yep, had to go on to the next line to read "Fingernails"

So glad You said Fingernails......!!! The Mental image is what I am talkin' bout....LMAO