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What if...This is an elaborate scheme to:

A. Cull the ageing population
B. Get us all to take the vaccine which includes mind-altering-control properties
C. Teach us to wash our hands

Makes sense right?

Lol.

Yep all good ones, I hadn't thought of B, that's great XD

I'm a bit wacky at times huh? 🤣