What I saw from that picture, with the dark skies and a rainbow shining through, is that there's always some light in the impending darkness ⛈🌈😄. In another world, Malaysia's going to have a "lockdown" in a couple of days, so that's my outdoor journeys canned... Stay safe, mate!
There's always hope I guess, that ones with being human. I hope your lockdown isn't too bad for you. Here's some TP to help you out...It's hard to come by these days...
The "lockdown" starts tomorrow, and will keep going on until the end of March. I use quotation marks because it's officially called "movement control", though I'm not sure about the differences 🤔. I guess I'll have more to say when I experience it myself...
And thanks for the TP, I appreciate it 🤣. Though to be honest, us Malaysians (at least the ones that I know ) don't use bog-roll that much, as we have these little nozzle-washer thingy right next to the toilet. It's like a bidet, but you'll have to angle it manually 💩. We only use TP (or even a towel ) to dry off the buttocks.
It saves us a lot of money from having to buy TP. In fact, our house doesn't even stock that much... I suppose this is the reason why I've seen some Malaysians troll people on Twitter that's been complaining about the TP shortages. Sorry about that...😆
Bloody hell! You wouldn't want to confuse that nozzle with the shower-head! Lol.
Knowing me the whole bathroom would be underwater with one of those things! Lol.
Just on the TP thing...One of the Directors at work was whinging about there being no TP in the supermarket. I told him to stop being a baby and go buy corn on the cob. He looked at me funny and I said...Peel the husks off, wipe your ass with them then simply throw the corn cob on the BBQ for a tasty treat. He tried to look at me with a straight face...Didn't manage it. Lol.
The pressure is pretty high with those nozzles. You have to be careful when you're turning it on, otherwise you'll blast a hole through your bum 😶... Lol, too bad I don't have a lot of corn around here in the tropics. But we do have bananas 🍌... I'm sure I can use banana leaves for butt wiping, right?
Oh yeah, banana leaves are the next best thing to corn cob husks for ass wiping. I'm writing an eBook on that very topic right this moment. It'll be available on the AppStore.
I don't have an Apple device, but if you make that available for online viewing, I'll pre-order one... or two.
You don't need an apple...It will work on bananas too...I'll be sure to personally sign your copy.
Hey, Grouchy cured the corona virus today...I'm just writing a post for a little later right at this moment...Yep, at the same time as writing my corn cob/banana skin ass wiping eBook. Talk about multi-tasking huh?
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Lol 🤣... Scientist of the Year award for little Grouchy there. And you're right, who needs Apple when Bananas are doing just fine? When you have that copy signed, please include Grouchy's name too 😆. Cheers!
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