Comment contest!! || Share your favorite joke 🤣 || 6 STEEM as a prize

in Steem For Pakistan23 days ago
Assalamualaikum

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Jokes are a great way of bringing a big smile at our face and joke is something that can eradicate sadness from our life so I want to hear the best jokes from steemians...

Rules that you need to follow
  • Post your entry in @hive-180106.

  • Your comment should not contain less than 100.

  • Your comment should be free from plegrism and any sort of AI generated content.

  • Your comment should be exclusive to steem so #steemexclusive is mandatory.

  • It is mandatory to put proper sources of your images and sources should be Pexels or any copyright free source if you are using in comment.

  • You must be in club5050 , club75 or club100 to be eligible to participate 😀

  • You should be very original and very creative in your writing because it would enhance your chances to winning this contest.

  • Please invite your three friends must at the end of your post so that they may also participate in the contest.
Contest schedule
  • The time to participate in this contest would start from 2nd of May and would end at 8th of May.

  • Ensure your participation within the deadline I have provided, otherwise your entry would be considered invalid.

Prizes for contest winners 🏆

Total prize vote is of 6 SP so it would be distributed among 1st three participants with an order of 2 SP,2SP and 2 SP.

1st winner2 SP
2nd winner2 SP
3rd winner2 SP

Cc;

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I appreciate @sahar78 for organizing this great contest about joke, where we share our joke and learn from each other.

During the time of Covina virus. Chicken and goat was boring in the house and decided to go for walk. As they were walking, suddenly one of the VIP while driving splash them water, the chicken Shake his feathers and said don’t mind them that how they drive like goat. The goat with surprise said hmmmmm’ no wonder they die like chicken::.:……..

I love to invite @victorlives, @simonnwigwe and @patjewell to participate in this great comment contest.

 21 days ago 

😂😂😂 OMG
These jokes are very funny 😂
Good luck friend

 21 days ago 

Haha that's why both of them are meant for meat consumption.

Shay 🥩🍗🍜

Hahaha!

Hi Greetings Dear

It's time to fun and share the joke woth alk of other because everyone face many issue they forget to smile because they are very busy in thir personal life

Let's share the joke with all of you

Teacher: How we paint the huge Airplane?

Student Replied:

When they fly in Air the became small and we paint it very quickly amd easily 😀😂

Here my entry @sahar78

 19 days ago 

Haha that's really funny . I enjoyed your joke. Good luck to win contest 😅

Thanks ma'am for your appreciation

Thank you @sahar78 for organizing this contest on jokes. I am @tripple-e from Nigeria.

My country people like asking silly questions;
For instance: someone will see you with broom but would still be asking, are you sweeping or you want to sweep?
Me I'll respond, no I want to play with it.
(Very nonsense questions 😀😀😀)

Or, they will see you holding a food flask going to buy food, you Will hear someone asking. Hello my friend please are you going to buy food?(especially when I was staying in the hostel).
No!... Am I mad, I'm going to fetch water with it 😀😀. Some people are wonderful.

Thank you for Reading.
#steemexclusive #club5050 #nigeria

I invite my friends @missyleo @loolluv @wokapeace

 17 days ago 

Warm greetings to everyone here, I'm your favorite girl @missyleo. My thanks goes to @sahar78 for organizing this amazing contest about jokes, making us laugh out loud and also learn from each other.

One Sunday morning, John a 10years old boy was about going to church and his morning told him, after church come back home, don't go to anywhere, John answered, ok mommy.

So as church was going on, the pastor asked how many of you will want to go to Heaven? Everyone rose up their hands except John, when the pastor asked him why don't you want to go to heaven, John answered and said, my mother said that after church I should not go to anywhere but come back home...🤣🤣🤣.

I invite @eveetim, @saintkelvin17 and @bossj23 to participate in this great comment joke contest.

 17 days ago 

Incredible joke dear 🤣🤣. Is really funny and thanks for the invite.

 17 days ago 

Thank you dearie.

John the obedient child, he never wanted to disobey his mother. This is hilarious anyways, nice entry.

Thanks for inviting me, best wishes dear.

 16 days ago 

He's indeed an obedient child ...🤣
Thank you ma'am for stopping by.

You're welcome

 21 days ago (edited)

Good morning good afternoon good night oh good day my people.

Suppose you are walking on the road a child or student stopp you by and ask you.

Sir, or madam, what are mineral resources?.

What will your response to that child? Or will your response be like a man that was call for an interview and asked

Sir, could you please mention to us at least five types of mineral resources we have in the world?.

Instead of him to mention fuel, gold, silver, oil, diamond the rest of them.

The man said: hmmmm we have fanta, coke, sprit, malt and Pepsi. Haha I know you take them. So, which one do you like to drink?.😜😜😄😄😄.

Inviting @okere-blessing @mhizta @eveetim.
#steemexclusive

 21 days ago 

I don't like fanta but I preferred coke.

 21 days ago 

You self is like you want to talk like the man that was interviewed.

 21 days ago 

just asking na 😂

 20 days ago 

Okay

(•‿•) me I like all but give me malt ( ◜‿◝ )♡

 21 days ago 

Okay is on the way.

 23 days ago (edited)

Hello friend good evening how are you guys doing ? this my joke ,

Esther was poor and broke ,but when Esther see money "establish "

Thank you and have a wonderful night...
I invite @tripple-e @mesola @bossj23 to participate in this contest..

#steemexclusive

 23 days ago 

Greetings dear its time to fun 😊

Here is my joke 😛

Teacher: Why didn't you write an essay on airplanes?
Student: I was about to write an essay when the plane flew away.

Regards: ahsansharif

Hi my brother your entry so good 🙂

 22 days ago 

Thank you bro

Welcome Bro

 22 days ago 

Hahahaha very funny joke @ahsansharif

 22 days ago 

Thank you dear 😆

 21 days ago 

This your joke sounds so funny. @ahsansharif.

 21 days ago 

Thank you dear

 21 days ago 

You are welcome

 22 days ago 

Only joke
A silly man utilized to work in a production line. His cleared out hand got cut off within the machine.
All the neighbors and relatives came to his house to grieve. Everybody lamented.
One man said, "Thank God the correct arm was not amputated" because most of the work is done with the proper hand.
At this the trick quickly said, "That was my intelligence."
Everybody inquired in astonish.
"how does"?
So said the silly man Initially my right arm was assumed to come within the machine I quickly took it out and gave it my cleared out arm.

@sahar78 @club5050
#steemexclusive

 21 days ago 

😳 wow this man is indeed very foolish 😂

 21 days ago 

Thanks for response dear

 21 days ago 

🥰 you are welcome sir

 21 days ago 

❤️

 22 days ago 

Let me try my joke.

Once a boy said to his mother.
That behind every successful man there is a woman. I also want this woman in my life. His mother slapped his face.
The boy said directly to his mother.
That you don't want to see me succeed

I hope you like my joke.
Thanks for the contest.
@sahar78
#steemexclusive

 21 days ago 

Yes 😂 your joke is very funny 😂
Weldon, good luck

 21 days ago 

Thanks for the appreciate

 21 days ago 

😂 you are welcome sir

 21 days ago 

I can't stop laughing. Anywhere I don't blem the little boy. He said it according to his sense of resigning.

 21 days ago 

Hahahah seriously I am very happy to bring smile on your face.
Thanks for the valuable comment.

 21 days ago 

You are welcome. It's good to make people smile than to cry.

 21 days ago 

Thanks

 21 days ago 

Greetings to all my friends.....
Here is my entry...
My all time favorite joke is...

(I used to think when I was young.
I thought we would grow up to help the poor.
When I grew up, I found out that we ourselves are poor.😅)

Best regards from:@iffatilyas

 21 days ago 

😂😂 that's funny

 21 days ago 

😅yeah its very funny

 21 days ago 

😂 good luck

 21 days ago 

Thank you friend ☺️

 21 days ago 

😊🫂

 21 days ago 

😊🫂

 21 days ago 

🤣🤣🤣🤣

 21 days ago 

😀

 21 days ago 

Haha it is well don't worry maybe through your efforts you will become rich so you can save your family from being poor so you can still help the poor.

 21 days ago 

@ogechukwu-martha i like your comment dear friend ☺️.
If I perform well in steemit, the day is not far when I become a rich woman...😂😂

 21 days ago 

Wow I like that. And you will soon.

 21 days ago 

Yeah Ameen 🙏

🤣🤣😂😂😅hmmm (。♡‿♡。)
Best luck in your entry

 21 days ago 

Thank you so much

 19 days ago 

Oops 😬 it's really funny too. Thanks for the participating. Good luck dear 😊

 19 days ago 

Thank you so much 🙏😂

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