I Painted a Sign for Tabling at a Coffee Shop

So come down to Boulder Coffee on Alexander Street and get jacked on Joe and Ron paintings!
Ah me, oh my! If only I could step away from the business of art. Please dear cosmos, bring me a fair and kind agent to provide a dishwasher’s salary. I don’t need much. I just want to paint, write, walk, cook, eat, wash my clothes and bedding, and sleep. Why is turning art into money do damn hard?
Rhetorical question. I already know the answer. It’s just too painful to admit out loud:)