3.1.2022 - Joke or funny story of the day | Witz oder lustige Geschichte des Tages
Here you can post a joke every day that you particularly liked.
We all want to have a little fun and since the group is a little international, we might find out what people in other countries are laughing about.
Since it is no longer a problem to simply translate texts, you can also publish them here in German, English or Spanish.
The best joke will be rewarded every day with a slightly higher vote. But every participant also gets a few cents for publishing a joke.
So, let's get started, I'm looking forward to reading jokes or funny gas stories from all over the world here.
Hier könnt ihr jeden Tag einen Witz veröffentlichen, der euch besonders gefallen hat.
Wollen wir doch alle ein wenig Spaß haben und da die Gruppe ja ein wenig international aufgestellt ist, erfahren wir vielleicht worüber man in anderen Ländern so lacht.
Da es heute ja kein Problem mehr ist, texte einfach zu übersetzen könnt ihr hier auch in deutsch, englisch oder spanisch veröffentlichen.
Der beste Witz wird jeden Tag mit einem etwas höheren Vote honoriert. Aber jeder Teilnehmer bekommt auch so ein paar Cent, dass er einen Witz veröffentlicht.
Also, dann mal los, ich freue mich schon darauf Witze oder lustige Gasschichten aus aller Welt hier zu lesen.
Arabic
واحد تايه بيسأل محشش إيه أسرع طريق أروح بيه المستشفى؟ قاله غمض عنيك وعدّي الشارع.
English
A lost one asks a stoned what is fastest way to go to the hospital? He said close your eyes and cross the street.
4- The woman to her husband: she must fire the driver, he tried to kill me twice. Husband: Take it easy, my dear, and try to give him a third chance.
"What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?"
Wisdom
A man comes to the doctor and says: - Doctor, I think I broke my arm in two places. What should I do?
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop
Welche Autofahrer sind besonders nett?
– Geisterfahrer, die sind total entgegenkommend.
Little Johnny Joke - Math Homework
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Little Johnny Joke- Math Homework
Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He says out loud, "One plus six, that son of a bitch is seven. Four plus four, that son of a bitch is eight."
His mum overhears this and is shocked! she says to him, "What are you doing Johnny?"
Johnny replies, "I am just doing my math homework."
" And is this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asks. "Yes," Johnny replies.
The mother is now angry and immediately phones Johnny's teacher, "What on earth are you teaching my son in class?" she asks.
The teacher replies, "Right now, we are learning mathematical addition."
The mother asks, "And are you teaching them to say one plus six, that son of a bitch is seven?"
After the teacher stopped laughing hysterically, she answers, "What I taught them to say was, one plus six, the sum of which is seven."
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