JOKE OF THE DAY: THE WEEKEND QUICKIE

Johnny's punishment for doing wrong during weekdays is "Go to your room till I call for you". But on weekends when his both parent are home, its: "Johnny choose between your room and out in the balcony".
And Johnny will always opted for the balcony. Out there his punishment is to report on the every activities on the neighborhood through the intercom, while his parents settle themselves with a 20mins quickie.

On this fateful Saturday, Johnny began his reportorial with: "Mum Mrs Anderson is coming towards house, certainly to visit you, what should I tell her?"
Mum: "Johnny you can see I'm busy with the laundry right now, tell her I'm out". She boomed back via the intercom.
Johnny dispatched Mrs Anderson accordingly and continued, "Andy, my friend, has got a new dog they both are walking down the other lane".
........No reply......
Johnny: "The Pizza guy appears to be looking for an address, Dad did you order Pizza? should I go check him out?"
.......,..No reply......
Johnny: "Never mind he's gone into the next street"
......No reply......
Johnny: "The Baileys car is been towed away, I guess its bad"
..........No reply.......
OK, errrrr..... I didn't what to say this, but I see the Albans are making love too".
On hearing this his parents sprung out of bed and rushed out to the balcony.
"Johnny", queried his dad and looking around, "How did you see that?"
"Look" Pointing to a house not far off, "That's Dave, their son. He's been standing out there too on their balcony for the past 15mins!"