Meet Uncle Frank.

Starting Monday a new character will enter my daily posts. But before I release Uncle Frank, I first have to tell you a little bit about him.
Uncle Frank is the twin brother of the Dutch OPA-Grendel, a character I created a couple of years ago. OPA-Grendel gives his opinion about the news, and we can say that he is kind of a conservative patriot. He is quite famous in Holland, and especially in the city of Almere, but the book I wrote about him sold beyond expectation.

Enough of him already, let's go to his twinbrother. Dick Frank, or as we will call him, Uncle Frank. Uncle Frank was seperated from his brother right after they were born, and when you know them, the world is a better place without having them both in the same room. Don't worry, you will agree with me in time.

Is Uncle Frank really a dick, is the question. I can't say that, because he means things well. He wants the best for everyone as long as he gets his share, and as long as they don't come near him. In their own countries that is, he is a bit of xenofobic, and in a clumpsy way you could accuse him of being a little racist, but he doesn't see it himself. Also his opinion about women won't be loved by feminist. Frank thinks women should look Pretty and know how to cook.
He loves the States, for he grew up there, but as soon as he figured out he's actually Dutch, he went to Holland. He married a Dutch blond babe, and is trying to understand the Dutch, who to his opinion are complete idiots.

His way of speaking could be considered a bit rude, and for he is living in Holland now for many years, his English is a bit of a mix up between English and Dutch expressions.

I meet him daily and ask him about his opinion of what is written in the Dutch newspaper, just as I do with OPA-Grendel. There are two options. You'll hate him, or you love him, but with every word he says, you just have to know, it's just Frank...

If you can't stand dark humor and offensive humor, you shouldn't read Uncle Frank, better skip it. There are a lot of stories I write who are suitable for the more sensitive people. Any emotional damage occuring after reading Uncle Frank is due to ignoring this warning, and isn't covered by any Insurance. If you read it, may God be mercyfull on your soul...

The stories of Uncle frank will be called "The day according to Uncle Frank"
It wil start coming Monday and the picture I use can be one of these, or another old man I create in painting.
Are you an artist and you can create an old grumpy man that could be used as Uncle Frank, please let me know.

Uncle Frank 1;

Uncle Frank 2;