PutinCoin and five other curious crypto currencies

in #humor7 years ago (edited)

It's not just Bitcoin, Ethereum and Steem but a whole bouquet of crypto currencies out there waiting for you - and Jamie Dimon - to take the bait.

One. No, PutinCoin was not a joke, that is a very real crypto curency. Here's the introduction vido for PUT:


Two. When you saw PUT and thought "now that is very useless", then you haven't heard of Useless Ethereum Token. On its website it states that it is "the world's first 100% honest Ethereum ICO." When you look at UTE's logo, you'll know they mean it:

Three. Next on the list is UFO Coin and it is yet unknown if it has any use... beyond Area 51. So far they state on their website that they plan UFO Coin to be a "a decentralized peer-to-peer protocol for safely transferring value worldwide". When that will expand to other planets and dimensions is unknown. Definitively known is their flying saucer logo:

Four. Did you wonder too how it can be that the oldest business in the world doesn't have its own currency? Well, that has changed now with the SexCoin and it keeps its promise to 100%. Just look at their logo (it's the heart with the silver around it):

Five. A league below that there is now also the Dogecoin for man's best friend. For all the dog fans out there here's their introduction video wuff wuff:


Six. The sequence of politicians who molded the world the most and created their own era are (since) Napoleon, Metternich, Bismarck, Chruchill, Kissinger - and currently Wladimir Putin. No wonder that he as such an important person does not just have one crypto currency but two. Yes, two! There is not just PutinCoin that you can invest into but also Putin Classic which according to its website is supposed to be a souvenir. It surely looks good:




Which one of the coins do you like most? Let me know in the comments!

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Putin coin!! Whop, whoop

I thought you were more the dogecoin type;-)