More Jewish Jokes

painting by Marc Chagall

1. A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating.
   A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next to him.
   Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man.
   The blind man ran his fingers over the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, “Who wrote this crap?”

2. Marilyn Monroe, on being served matzo-ball soup:
   “Isn’t there any other part of the matzo you can eat?”

3. A Jewish father was very troubled by the way his son turned out and went to see his rabbi about it.
   “Rabbi, I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive Bar Mitzvah and it cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week, he’s decided to be a Christian. Rabbi, where did I go wrong?”
   The rabbi strokes his beard and says, “Funny you should come to me. I too, brought up my son as a boy of faith, sent him to university and it cost me a fortune and then one day he comes to me and tells me he wants to be a Christian.”
   “What did you do?” asked the man of the rabbi.
   “I turned to God for the answer,” replied the rabbi.
   “What did he say?” asked the man.
   He said, “Funny you should come to me...”