Announcing randominnow

in #humor8 years ago

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How does this service work?

You simply transfer 2 SBD to my wallet and in the memo you provide a link to your post of choice

Go on...

As soon as your transaction is cleared I will select a random minnow to go to your post and leave a reply

What happens then?

You read the reply and give the comment a 100% upvote

So what benefit do I get out of it?

You have just made a minnow's day and I will forward 50% of your fee to them!

So no benefit to me then?

Nope!

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A REAL Random Act of Kindness :)

Back at you

you mean your eggplants are tingling...

I can't tell ... so I'll just make it clear. This is totally a sarcastic post from the author :)

Yes, me and @gmuxx are well versed in each others sense of humor.

Ok cool :) Cheers

Absolutely serious...

Sent.. hope I did it right 💕

Did you???

lol he returned it

LOL One of my comments just got upvoted by Randowhale. Is that normal?

lol I don't know! Ask @GMuxx 😀

Instructions unclear, got eaten by a horde of minnows.

You send monehs

Me send minnow friend

Friend happy

Gmuxx happy

You happy you made 2 happy!

I send u my private key in memo and 2sbd, u upvote me, ok?

I might even follow you 😏

I wont

I swear I trademarked that name... thief!

Snooze you lose dude

😂

Mate, I just finished work after 17 hours straight and I have to catch a bus in... 6 hours for another full day. If I can snooze for at least 4 of those, you can keep the name :)
That stress-free life is really working for me eh?

Mate, as soon as the orders start flooding in for randominnow we'll be making a killing

...any minute now....

I approve of this message and for one, welcome my Muxxian Overlord.

I'm about to pour my piranha aquarium in gmuxx's pants.

😂 I take it you won't be using the service..?

After my piranhas are done, there won't be any service left. You're lucky I didn't unleash my sharks with frigging lasers attached to their heads 🦈🦈🦈

hahahaha... I knew it!!! TOO good to be true!!!!! :D

I even transferred 4 SBD (including tip) but nothing happened...
Been waiting for 10 hours now.

Still no funds....try sending your private key 😏