(IJCH) My Rant: The Last Time I Let My Friend Stay for a Few Days (or Why I Now Have Rule #1 And Rule #1 Alpha for Visitors!) - Life Humor
(IJCH) My Rant: The Last Time I Let My Friend Stay for a Few Days (or Why I Now Have Rule #1 And Rule #1 Alpha for Visitors!) - Life Humor
IJCH - Inside JaiChai's Head (meaning: My warped, personal opinions and musings)
From the Author:
Salutations.
I am JaiChai.
And if I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you before, I'm delighted to make your acquaintance now.
My #1 Rule for visitors is,"If you need something, don't be shy, just ask. And the next time you need the same thing, no need to ask again."
But this is why I had to come up with Rule #1 Alpha...
My Lost Remote
And...
My Lost Kitchen Utensils
Frustrated, I ended up looking for the lost item in outrageous places - like looking under my kitchen sink for my favorite spatula or non-stick, frying pan!
Forced to Create "Rule #1 Alpha"
Rule #1 Alpha: Put things back where you f*ckin' got them!
Parting Shots
When It's Really Your Fault
Doh'! - The Dreaded Sound of the Front Door Closing And...
WTF?!
"Oh Miss, Could You?"
By JaiChai
Thanks for stopping by.
About the Author
Believing that school was too boring, he dropped out of High School early; only to earn an AA, BS and MBA in less than 4 years much later in life – while working full-time as a Navy/Marine Corps Medic.
After 24 years of active duty, he retired in Asia.
Since then, he's been a full-time, single father and actively pursuing his varied passions (Writing, Disruptive Technology, Computer Science and Cryptocurrency - plus more hobbies too boring or bizarre for most folk).
He lives on an island paradise with his teenage daughter, longtime girlfriend and three dogs.
If you enjoyed my post, kindly: Upvote, Follow, Comment and Resteem.
"I appreciate all your support."
I don't have problems with my keys but once my friend left his keys in my house :D
And thanks for you post, it is very hilarious.
I feel your pain man!
Great to see you, my friend.
Namaste,
JaiChai
This post made me laugh a lot because I can relate to this so well. I will have something in my hand one minute and then the next minute it has vanished. Thank you for sharing.
Thanks for visiting and commenting. Glad you enjoyed it.
Namaste,
JaiChai
@originalworks said they are working on their bot, right?
And I don't know about @steem-untalented anymore...
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