Where was this Advice when I was Younger?

In many social occasions I have worn a helmet thinking it was completely fashionable.

If you don't show people you can lead Mice in a choir, how would they ever know your true skills.

I thought using nonsense words was showing off my creativity.

Getting naked was may way of being completely honest with people.

When a party runs out of alcohol, how else am I supposed to collect the beer off the floor and drink it?

I use mating calls. I don't actually announce what I am doin.

Ok, so the worm dance move is not acceptable at parties.

I am a little shy

I was only repeating what my pastor said.