"I've had a bittersweet and challenging day. Methinks some humor is in order"

in #humor • 8 years ago


An inspirational speaker said:
The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife.
Audience were in shock and silence.
The he added : "She was my mother".
A big round of applause and laughter followed.
An adventurous man tried to crack this at home.
After dinner he told his wife:
The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife.
After a moment he tried to recall the second line.
By the time he regained his senses, he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water.

Moral: Don't copy if you cannot paste.

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     8 years ago 
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     8 years ago (edited)

    Geez finally! I welcome humor, more so on this site where everyone (most) seem easily bothered and judgmental about so many things. I truly miss stumbling upon some good ol' humor. Thanks Jerry.

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     8 years ago 

    Thanks @coquiunlimited. I too, was afraid I'd get some complaint about it.
    I'm glad I haven't (so far) ha ha

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