What happened, a review.

Hillary Clinton's new book "It's someone else's fault" was released today to rousing laughter. Former politician and would-be standup comedian Hillary Clinton explains in her new book why she lost her bid to become the first utterly corrupt female President of the United States. Democrats greeted Hillary's book with enthusiasm, sending congratulatory emails to Mrs. Clinton that said things like, "For God's sake, you're embarrassing yourself", while those who appreciate irony and satire greeted it by laughing uproariously. In what many pundits are declaring her latest attempt to reinvent herself in preparation for her (hopefully) final run for the Presidency, Hillary indicates that in order to lift the country to new levels of her personal prosperity, she had sacrificed her happiness in a humiliating sham of a marriage. Mrs. Clinton also retells the story of her heroic life in politics as she unselfishly committed every form of corruption that might grease her climb to the White House, only to be betrayed in the end by a cabal of deplorables led by James Comey and Bernie Sanders. Hillary's book tour is scheduled to end in Washington tomorrow, where she is scheduled to be dragged from the White House lawn to the cheers of her supporters screaming, "Mine! It was supposed to be mine!"