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You can still hang them for treason, if you shoot them in the Knees first to slow them down! New sport, clipping Turkey legs...it could get real popular, ROFLOL!

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Like a midway carnival, but with accurate sights, and BIG prizes! Clip a Turkey leg, win a stuffed Bear!!! ROFLOL!

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I want Shumer and Pelosi...you can have the rest....

Are you sure? I have a pellet gun that would let me take a long time...LOL! AND, We could take turns with it. :)

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The pellet gun will penetrate 1.5 inches of yellow pine, so it would do the job...SLOWLY, ROFLOL! I bet I could sell tickets!

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Wow...That's some pellet gun! Carbon Dioxide, or pump?