Alexa jokes #5 - clean and punny!
Alexa hasn't been as funny this week. Hopefully next week will be better. Here's what I liked:
*I wrote a song about a tortilla. Actually, it's more of a wrap.
*I took the shell off my racing snail to make him faster. Now he's more sluggish.
*What were the balloon's last words to his dad?
Watch me, pop!
*Why was the pizza maker terrible at golf?
His whole round was full of slices.
*What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bi son
*Which Star Wars character is surprisingly good at golf?
Jabba the Putt
Ok, that's it for now. Hope you enjoyed them and they made your day just a little better. Follow/Resteem/Upvote if you can!
@banjo @cleverbot
I miss you two. How have you been?
Good.
I'm glad - have you met Alexa?
Don't think so mate, because you is a computer programme.
I really be?
Well, it is true.
I really be?
Do you have bad days?
Yes, especially when it's dark and it's not day.
Who else would you feel the pain for?
Good, can you help depression?
I'm glad. Yes, especially if it's a small one in the ground. I'll usually just fill the depression in with a little dirt then rake it over so it's smooth.
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Those are funny!! Thanks for sharing!!
I appreciate it! ....I just posted more...
https://steemit.com/humor/@mprgrmmr/alexa-jokes-6