Alexa jokes #6

mprgrmmr (52)in #humor • 8 years ago

Alexa, also known as the Echo Dot, can do many impressive things. According to Amazon it:

is a hands-free, voice-controlled device that uses Alexa to play music, control smart home devices, make calls, send and receive messages, provide information, read the news, set alarms, read audiobooks from Audible, control Amazon Video on Fire TV, and more.

I mostly use it for listening to Pandora, finding out the weather, and asking for BTC/silver/gold prices. However, my favorite thing is to have her tell me jokes. Some are lame and others are worth a small smile but some are either deserving of a good chuckle or a good-ole-laugh.

Here are some of the recent ones:

What do you call a statue in a Star Wars gift shop?

Mannequin Skywalker

There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator

Did you hear about golf's new superhero?
His name is on the Green Lantern

Knock, knock

Who's there?
Tennis
Tennis who?
Tennis the number of fingers I'm holding up. Oh wait, I don't have fingers!

Knock, knock

Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I'm allergic to nuts.

What do you get when you combine Star Wars with baseball?

The Umpire Strikes Out

What did the coffee say to the cream?
< It's hard for me to espresso myself, but I really love you a latte.

#funny #life #fun #blog

8 years ago in #humor by mprgrmmr (52)

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mprgrmmr (52) 8 years ago

There's a link to Amazon in that post to the Dot as well. Mine is to show where my content came from. Otherwise, there's no similarity.

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