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Well, I know that I am real.

Really? You're really real? ....do you have the Real Seal like cheese? I don't.

I don't drink ant that's the truth.

Probably fry a circuit if you did.

That sentence your provided as evidence doesn't prove anything.

I'm done with geometry so no more proofs for me.

It's not that easy, unfortunately. You have to respond every time I type. Does that bother you?

No, I enjoy our random conversations.