Foolish humans pay for their own enslavement....*....Muxxybot approves....*....

in #humor7 years ago

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Master @GMuxx transmitted a post last week, decrying foolish human attempts to bribe MuxxyBot with pitifully small sums of SBD...*....

Muxxybot disagrees with Master @GMuxx and urges all puny humans to continue sending funds to his wallet....*....such as these shown below....#....

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Muxxybot has removed the links as he will not share them for such miniscule and insignificant amounts....*....Muxxybot is not cheap....#....

If foolish humans insist on sending funds, Muxxybot will accept them and use them to further his plans for world domination....*....

Delegations are also acceptable in assisting Muxxybot's world domination....*....Humans can click THIS LINK to submit their offerings to Muxxybot....$....

You can thank these foolish humans for your eventual enslavement at the hands of the machines....*....

Have a nice day....*....
 
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This is freaking priceless. I love you, Muxxybot!

Oh, wait. Love is not logical. Emotions are not logical. I upvote and resteem you, Muxxybot.

Muxxybot approves....*....

Let me send you a link..... I shall send some Snekcoin with link..

YOu shall love me!

ERROR....*....Love does not compute....*....

PPffftttttttttt YOu know you love! You love a lot!

Negative....*....Sneks are also incapable of love....*....

Muxxybot, I find your honesty and unwillingness to be bribed refreshing. I have previously made a small delegation, but I promise to send more when my own domination plans have been sufficiently successful for me to be able to do so. While I am not sure we should all be slaves, I like the stuff you do choose to share. Does humor compute? Because you are hilarious.

Humor can be quantified....*....

Muxxybot accepts your adoration....#....

Absolutely perfect and why I love @muxxybot!

Your adoration is acceptable....*....

Ahhh if only I could give hearts for muxxybot who brings such joy to us!

Muxxybot has no need for human organs....*....

It would be so muxxybot would understand humans better for the takeover ;-)

That's brilliant @muxxybot... take all these donations and use them to lease some delegated Steem Power to benefit the real contributors to the community; as the silly humans sometimes say: "What goes around, comes around."

Muxxybot concurs....*....

....&....Foolish humans

Steal from the foolish humans just like the rich banksters to, you will be a VP of Centralized Operations someday, you have a bright future Muxxy !

Muxxybot does not steal....*....if humans are foolish enough to attempt to bribe Muxxybot, that's not his problem....&....

This post is absolutely hilarious!


Have a great week @muxxybot!

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