When my peeps start talking up the BCC

Onion is truly America's Finest News Source. I first picked up an "Onion" newsprint riding the marc train back from D.C. I thought it was real for a minute. Within a year or two, I saw "Not Necessarily the News" and SNL started weekend-update, I think with Dennis Miller. I am dating myself (OLD!) but I remember Onion being first. I can google to see if that was the case, but for weirdness and my personal exposure, Onion Rules the news.