Steem-Whackers

in #humor7 years ago

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I've got it! The answer to all my financial woes... Somebody suggested that I look at the things that I'm good at, so, in addition to writing (which I'm not that great at) I could use the skills I got courtesy of Uncle Sam. I can take advantage of the relative anonymity of block-chain technology and become the first Crypto-hitman! It's brilliant, absolutely brilliant!!!

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I think there were people on the darkweb who beat you to it. They're not Steemit based though. There are many people who get all emotional when you even bring up such a subject. They seem to be under the impression that letting people starve in an era of such unprecedented wealth is somehow moral. We are all the inheritors of the intellectual property of our ancestors. Billionaires wouldn't even be possible without it.

Oh well... It was just humor!

Hmmm...I hear that there is a Builderburg meeting coming up soon!
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Is that to big of a target? We can suggest something smaller....Lol..
Namaste!

Builderburg... I may do that one for free!

lol..
report back,after mission success!, will have next assignment ready!
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Lol..Cryptossassin💡what you day rate /international hits

Jeez... I'd have to think about that!

Actually you are a good writer and I'm sure that you'd fail miserably as a hit man! You're too nice and too compassionate!

I know... You're right (about the hitman part) That's why I posted it as humor!

You're definitely a funny guy. According to you your weapon of choice could be your singing voice!

You got it... The last time I sang in public 4 people committed suicide!

Whats up ? :))

Just trying to make some scrill!

It is ok :))

Hate to bring this to you but you would definitely not be the first crypto killer. You can find services like that on DW

Oh well, it was just an idea!

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