Welcome, Jason! Olivia's response is classic. I've fantasized about saying something snarky to rude people but have never had the guts. Specifically, since pregnancy left me with an abdominal split which made me still look pregnant no matter how hard I worked out....people would come ask me out in public if I was pregnant and I wanted to say, "No. Are you?" (or something even snarkier) but I just couldn't ever manage it. (I posted about my saga with the abdominal split here on Steemit: https://steemit.com/postpartum/@corinnestokes/my-postpartum-enemy-diastasis-recti. That's part 1 of 3. Part 3 includes before and after photos.) Oh...I love the family photo, by the way :)