I, Lord Eddard Stark of Winterfell, humbly introduce myself to the Steemit community

in #introduceyourself9 years ago (edited)

I haven't a clue where to begin with my introduction. I loathe to admit that it was my elder brother Brandon that possessed the greater skills in diplomacy. The majority of my childhood at the Vale was spent learning how to swing a sword, with little time left for education on pleasantries. Nevertheless, I was informed that an introduction is expected of me in this realm, so I shall do my best not to disappoint.

My name is Eddard, though almost everyone refers to me by Ned. When opening an account here on Steemit, I had attempted to use Ned as my profile title, but it appears that some commoner has stolen my name and used it for their own. I have been forced to use my given name in its entirety, though I shall not be offended if you, my new friends, call me by the name of Ned.

I am a loving husband and a father of five, to three boys and two girls. Almost seven years it has been since I last saw their faces, though I know that they are well. My boys, and even my girls, are strong and fierce. That strength and ferocity is only exceeded by that of my loving wife, Catelyn. I know that wherever they are, she is there with them, protecting them and guiding them towards their destinies.

There was no choice for me but to leave them behind. A friend, Lord Varys, had revealed to me the bastard King Joffrey's plot to assassinate me and place my head on a spike. What good could I have been to my family then? With payment of thirty gold stags, I bought myself an escape through a sorcerer from the shadowlands beyond Asshai.

Two nights before my execution, with the help of Lord Varys, my position in the dungeons of King's Landing was switched with that of a murderer and raper from the Iron Islands. Using blood magic, the witch from East of Asshai disguised this criminal to look and sound just as I do, allowing me the opportunity to flee the city and search for a new home.

After thirteen months of travel, I found myself in the realm of Earth. I did not know what to expect, but I have, over time, grown to love this kingdom. Back in Westeros where I'm from(I doubt you would have heard of it), I was a renowned Lord and could not go anywhere without being recognized. Here, I am but a man among many, bothered by none.

Westeros is a land of great suffering, where the weak are eaten alive(quite literally beyond the wall) by the strong. It is a burden on any man's soul to see such misery and pain on a daily basis. My own brother and father were victims to a brutal murder at the hands of the Mad King Aeris II. The evil there seems to greatly overwhelm the good. This world is very different, however.

Here, the people pay no mind to the horrors that be. Each and every person I meet on my travels possesses a level of ignorance that I envy greatly. In Westeros, even the small folk knew too well of the evil that surrounded them. Here in the realm of Earth, all but a few seem steadfast in their belief that the world is a loving place, that there is no such thing as human sacrifice, and that the ruling class have the best interests of their subjects at heart.

What a wonderful illlusion! Part of me wishes that I had made the journey to a mangrown here on Earth, so that I may have been able to partake in this fairy tale that so many others are immersed within. For me though, the Gods willed it that I shall live the life of a soldier, and a warrior of truth. Glad I am now that I'm able to hang up my sword, but my battle with lies will wage on.

You may wonder what landed me in that cell, awaiting my execution. It was my quest to uncover the truth of the bastard King Joffrey's lineage. I refused to play a part in the charade which portrayed him as the rightful heir to King Robert, when I had discovered that he was the product of incest between the Queen and her twin brother Jaime. I know. It's disgusting.

I feel the God's have granted me this gift of survival so that I might continue to wage my war of truth in this realm, and I have come to Steemit to do just that(among other things). I will share with this community whatever lies and deceit I uncover on these lands, with the hope that you might be enlightened-- if you so wish it. And to those of you whom seek to hide in the shadows, spinning webs of deception, I have a message for you...


To my new friends here on Steemit; Winter has come, and it may be a long one. Follow me for the path to truth, and resteem my post so that others may find their way to me through the darkness.

EDIT: It would appear that I have received an upvote of great magnitude from this Ned character. I suppose I shall offer him my forgiveness in regards to him stealing my name. Thank you for the support, kind sir.

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Hopefully you are better at diplomacy now and don't get yourself killed for flapping your big yap!

We have a lot of work to do here on earth, another game of thrones, don't get yourself killed off so early in the story!

My gratitude goes out to you for your concern, though it is not necessary.

It was not my mouth that was the cause of my imprisonment, but my trust. I made the mistake of believing that I could rely on a man that I was not bonded to by blood, Little Finger. This is an error in judgement that I shall not make again!

Little finger had the hots for your wife since they were children. How did you not know that? I kept thinking you were a great and honorable husband, father, warrior, and ruler, except for one thing...you are not very bright.

Hopefully Little Finger has taught you how to survive the real game!

It was my knowledge of his love for Catelyn that led me to believe I could trust him. I hadn't imagined he would be willing to betray me, and in turn her.

Silly me, indeed.

@eddard, I was born to fight the NWO, i accept your offer!

He ran a whore house, never trust a pimp of any kind ... but you are an awesome warrior and we have a New World Order, global type police state going online right now. Can you code? You can start fighting right now online, the police states strength is also its greatest weakness. It has a almost everyone profiled and databased through its digital networks, which are like a gigantic tumor with tendrils infiltrating all our electronic and digital networks. We all have a number and a profile set up at our birth, and data is added through our work, what we purchase, play, schooling, and now our private lives we live in our homes and our digital social networks.

The NWO has enough data on you after a couple years of life to predict everything about you...

But since all this data has to be stored you can hack it and bring the beast down!

You can also hack into the NWO minions profile database and expose the scumbags.

Right now the ruling elites have used our education, religious, entertainment, food, medical, water grids, and governing institutions to dumb the population down. The masses think the people who govern them actually care about those they govern. We who are fighting the NWO are called "conspiracy theroist," basically that term has been used to program the masses into believing anyone who speaks out against the NWO is nuts, delusional, and living in their parents basement...we don't have dungeons like your world, we have for profit prisons, but that's another story.

A great site to educate yourself on who to hack is www.thirdworldtravler.com

Your sword is of no use here in this world, you will only need your mind to fight these villains.

It seems that you are also a warrior of truth. I know of the curses of this realm, but I also know how to protect oneself from the forces that dwell in the night and seek to silence those of us brave enough to speak out.

As stated in my introduction, I have given up my sword already, for I know this battle is one which is primarily being waged on the battlefield of the mind.

I ask you, brave soldier, to be my ally in this fight against criminals who masquerade as messiahs. I know that I shall need all the help I can get to awaken our brothers and sisters to the reality of their enemy.

Valar morghulis Eddard, Valar morghulis.

Welcome to the Blockchain! You will always be Ned to me;)

Love is a better word Ned!
Try agian

Try agian

Again is a better word, Dylan. Try again. ;)

I will accept defeat, you win this round. My upvotes bend to you

I see you are skilled in the arts of sorcery.

Until the next round, Dylan.

welcome! You will do well

One can only hope. Thank you for the vote of confidence.

Welcome to Seemit... Lord Ned@eddard, I hope an upvote and follow will help you begin!

This should be fun!

It certainly will not hurt my chances. Thank you for the support, @kyusho.

... he proclaims with wit sharp as sword.

You honour me with your words, @theodosis63. To you, I wish a good night.

i΄m happy for that :) good night too

Welcome aboard. I trust you will acclimate to the internet's meritocracy despite your background in aristocracy.

I was never meant to be Lord of Winterfell. It should have been my brother, and would have been if not for his murder. I believe this life is more suited to me, so I shall take your trust and do my best not to violate it.

Glad you found your way to steemit... nice writing for a headless guy!

It was not I who lost his head, but a low life criminal who was to be sentenced to death anyway. Thank you still for your words of praise.

but...how are you living my friend?
In a tent? On the street? ... Surely if you are in nature you have no access to the internet...
Where are you sleeping?

....Who did you have to rob to get a nice hotel room?

Do you take me for a Dothraki?

lol....you came into the earth world with no money. How are you surviving?

Why do you assume that I had no form of currency? You forget who I was, and who helped me escape. Gold is a commodity which is as easily traded here, as it was back in Westeros.

Very true!

Lol. So where are you staying?

Are you paid by the Lannisters? Why the interrogation as to where I am currently residing?

Little Finger taught me not to trust so easily, so I shall respectfully decline to to disclose that information to you.

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