Seeing as how I went from having about thirty-seven cents and this, like, half-shekel thing that I got as change from my deale...umm...medicinal herbs and coca-leaf botanist....to having eleven trillion FarstCoins, and how I’m now a very, very famous marquee celebrity on the internet television show by @bethwheatcraft, I’m pretty much the Kim Kardashian of Steemit.

And as such a prominently useless person, I believe it’s part of my very raison d'être to welcome you to this community.

If you end up loving it here as much as I love it here, then you won’t love it here all that much!