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RE: Chuck Norris doesn't join Steemit... Steemit
I love Chuck Norris jokes. Yes, Norris doesn't do push-up. Haha. Norris pushes the earth down. I like that one. Thanks for sharing, hehe. I'm Oatmeal Joey Arnold. You can call me.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris can win in a game of Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun.