MOTHOLOGY:

A professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor.
Do you know biology, ecology, zoology, Geography?
The sailor said no to all the questions.
Professor :what the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking. The sailor asked the professor, do you know swiminology &escapology from sharkology?
The professor said no.
Sailor :well, sharkology &crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology &you will dieology because of your mouthology..
Who won now.